What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:18
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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share office space ...
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Illum autem fuga doloremque est quod delectus id.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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